How are we this fine morning?
Why the flowers you ask?
Surprise! I gave you all a virtual blogging present!
Unfortunately, as much as I would love to say that was my intention, I am afraid there is another meaning behind them.
I am sure that a large majority of the male readers that read this blog, you have been that pair of hands, holding that bouquet of flowers!
Possibly for a certain lady in your life?
On that note, I would like to introduce you to my boyfriend Chris!
(Yes, I know what your thinking, complete idiot! His version of the Joker from Batman!)
I wanted to use Chris as a quick test dummy and asked him one simple question, what impresses a woman?
Chris's answers:
- Buy her flowers.
- Take her for a nice dinner.
- Buy her jewellery.
- Make her a card.
- Be kind to her.
- Respect her.
- Treat her like a 'princess'.
(I have him trained well!)
Now please meet my best friend Allena!
(Yes, I do have strange friends!)
I asked Allena the the same question apart from one detail, what impresses a man!
Allena's answers:
- Make them steak and chips.
- Turn up naked to their house.
- Bring them a cold beer.
- Wear a short dress that shows off your bum and boobs.
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